Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I’m confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it’s off to jail

<Resist arrest>

Then pay with your blood!

You forgot an option

<Inspect his gear>

Which leads to: "You do not observe a Wrathful tabard on his person"

Which opens up

<Get on my level>

<Inspects 2400+ player>

<Kills>

<Search Body>

<Obtain and equip tabard, undress body after putting heavy junk items into it>

<drag into door frame>

<shut door>

<shut door>

<shut door>

<shut door>

<shut door>

<Watch body get fused with the door and lol at corpse flailing around making ridiculous banging sounds>